1. Learn To Longboard!

longboard Longboarding is super fun, easy to learn, quick, efficient and cheaper then your car. If you’re a chick, it makes you look hot. If you’re a dude, it gives you a moderate amount of street-cred. Except with skateboarders. But that’s just “board envy”.

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66 Responses to “1. Learn To Longboard!”

  1. Boarder king Says:

    Longboarding just screams cool and can transform your life…. For the aspiring COOL hopeful there is no better place to start…

    • Come on!!
      wanna be cool, how about everyone enjoy what makes you happy, if you’re cool you don’t give a fu.k if it’s surf, short, or long, just enjoy for yourself, not to please others…
      Longboard is my deal, so a really don’t care about what ohter say….
      just a tip..

  2. michmai Says:

    I’m looking forward to see how else we can be cool. Looks like a fun blog. :)

  3. Easy to learn and cheaper than a car works for me.

  4. Master aznat, sir Says:

    I think I’d wipeout on those too. I’ll stick just walking and biking.

  5. she is pretty dope

  6. Anonymous Says:

    Skateboarders sucks, longboarding is the way to go… but dont be a douche longboarder, learn to ride. Its not just cool, its a way of life, be chill.

    • a way of life? lmfao.

    • JayJitsu™ Says:

      your english sucks, you must be one of those euro douches who moves to Venice and thinks you’re cool because you bought a longboard and have been “skating” for about 2 days. LOL, I live in Dogtown the birthplace of modern skating and have forgotten more about skating in my 39 years than you will ever know or learn. Bottom line, you’ll get no street cred and you are definitely not cool, you are not skateboarders. Longboards are for ex-rollerbladers, girls and old people who don’t know any better. Please go away

      • haha so what old people go 70 k plus balls out down a hill on an usntable piece of plywood i dont think so to each their own you stuck up douche bag but then to each their own plus this blog is for drones with no self esteem dont do stuff to be cool do it because its fun ps damn sexy boarder dabe pic

      • LONGBOARDING SAVAGE Says:

        dude fuck you longboarding is the shit i skate modern to but long boardings still better so shut your dumb fucking mouth be for i shut it for u!

      • UsorThem Says:

        Eat a dick you old fuck.

      • LONGBOARDS = AWESOME. Says:

        Longboards and longboarders rule, so shut up. (:

  7. fock the long board me i take the girl LOLOLOLOLOLO

  8. 100% Correct. She’s hot.

  9. JayJitsu™ Says:

    longboarding is for kooks who can’t ride shortboards.

    • jade mgehey Says:

      hahahaha really? thats funny because i started shortboarding and longboarding is just overall alot more enjoyable. maybe us “kooks” have places to go with shit to carry (surfbords) i would like to see someone on a shortboard handle going around on a busy road with a 7-8 footer and a backpack without eating shit. Plus you go way faster and smoother

  10. patonayacht Says:

    Shortboards are for wimps who don’t wanna go fast.

    • shortboards are for wimps who don’t wanna go fast? are you high? i’m 61 and i ride fish… when i get really old i will certainly get a longer board, but for now i love pumping down the line, going really fast (on an ACTUAL wave and not in some plankers delusional fantasy world), banking off the bottom and hitting the lip..you know….surfing..oh wait you don’t know..you ride a frigging longboard.. there are people who ride longboards really well but for the most part they are the refuge of the lazy, clueless kooks. people who don’t want to put in the effort to get in the kind of shape it takes to ride a real surfboard . i would probably be more tolerant of longboarders if so many of you weren’t wave hogging a-holes. you think because you catch waves further out to sea than short boarders that somehow you are better surfers or something..I don’t know for sure..i mean, who can get inside the head of someone who uses surfings version of a golf cart… who would want to?… face it..you’re all worthless and weak…

  11. There is a difference between commuting around town with flip-flops and racing at mary hill. justasyin.

  12. Nice post, longboarding definitely makes you super cool!

  13. My boyfriend is teaching me how cause he said he’s always wanted to date a longboarder and that would make all his friends even more jealous of him ;)

  14. Kimosaaby Says:

    You never know until you try. For those of you that haven’t yet. I’ll be glad to inform you that it’s way cool and keeps your ass from getting big.

  15. tanyimadera@yahoo.com Says:

    what type of board is that?

  16. keep ur rear foot back and lean hard into the turns its called carving and its what its all about. like pumping a wave to gain speed. Find the soul of ur session and enjoy!!!!!

  17. Longboarding is just a really great way to let go of everything, just be chill and carve up the hills. Im a girl and my boyfriend loves to go on longboarding dates, very fun…

  18. Longboarding is not a crime. It’s makes the world go round!

  19. It makes a dumb asshole to be cool…

  20. Haters are on this page. Anyways longboards are more fun. Popcicle stick boards have there place too. But mostly little kids. MOSTLY!

  21. Everyone’s comments crack me up. yea, i really wanna learn to longboard now!

  22. board maker Says:

    hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhaa this is JOKES. old guys that hate these dam kids and thier new fangled boards. back in his day they were given 2 foot sticks and liked it! and why are you guys comparing surfing to longboarding. completly different chills. surfing is serene, longboarding is jokes.

  23. The Profite Says:

    Every one that commented they want to learn to ride longboard i have a tip, stop commenting and buy a board go out side and start. Look at me i commenting because i can longboard OK?

    Stop commenting, buy a board and get started!!!

    AND that tip was free the next one is going to cost U!!

    • Just read37 comments. They were amusing. If ya want a way to be peaceful and relax, do graffIti, and spray paint shit. I spray paint longboards and they’re dank as hell.

  24. hay i am 47 and about to buy my first board since i was 16. yes iam old i have a wife a son in collage and a morgage. i am also a teamster vice president.so no i am not trying to kill my self,but i would love to recapture some of the magic of riding a skate board again.not to be cool or for street credit,so i am going to buy a long board to cruz, it must be great tobe young with fire.so when u see me cruzin my long board in your town cut me some slack and maybe u will be lucky enough to have what i have an still a burning disire to ride

    • Cemeteries. It’s a weird but awesome place to go and cruz around in. The paths between grave sections are usually really well paved and there’s often some nice rolling hills that aren’t too steep but allow you to pick up some big speed before flattening out.

  25. LONGBOARDS = AWESOME. Says:

    I LOVE to longboard, even though I’ve just started recently… probably three or four weeks ago. Anyway, I’ve been keeping my eye on one on E-bay. I’m a girl by the way, lol. We usually go to a wide spaced area to practice or go down hills. So… you should DEFINITELY try to longboard. It’s awesome. (;

  26. Whenever I see skateboarders, it’s just a group of kids in a circle seeing who can ollie their board the highest or do other dumb tricks.

    Longboard is about riding, carving, and bombing. Not going back and forth on a half pipe – which is about as much fun as watching NASCAR.

  27. I dont understand why you all are such an arrogant and mean you fools?
    I think it is a sports what so brave to people. All sports have something special ! everyone is different. so shut the fuck up and thinking more about that . Peace in mind :))

  28. Ruddy flash Says:

    Es hermoso el longboard ♥

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  30. Nameisnight Says:

    I’ve been skating for a long time both short and longboard each has their good and bad qualitys so up yours mr no street cred i’ve got a line of skaters wanting a longboard but really who cares i dont do either to be cool i do it for the ride and to mr learn more then just how to stand and go even the go is an experiance on an original so get a clue

  31. Anonymous Says:

    i really wish that my country have a street to ride a board on the street, any board… luckily i had been aus street was amazing. But in thailand ?! longboard….very good way to break my face :(, teeth lips, and might get even better luck which is a car runs over me hahaha. so if u have a proper street, try it and u will know that u can’t stop !!!! :)

  32. This is why I longboard. Fuck that cruising shit… You all are wimpy little babies.

    • loooooongboarder Says:

      hey satan, nice slides, you know your stuff. Still can’t help to wander what’s with the ass-grab in the very end of the clip?! Is it just me or is he being a little too friendly huh?

      Also, Longboarding is cool. So is skateboarding. Surfing maybe even more so. It’s you people who trashtalk about other peoples hobbies / praise your own, that decreases the level of coolness of them all..

  33. WoW May I have that!!!!

  34. Solimar Says:

    Longboading has made me a peacefull people…love it a lot..

  35. You don’t have to be attractive or cool or young to ride.
    It’s just fun. I am old..ish, not cool, not athletic, I still ride.
    I hate this idea that it has to stand for something.
    If you are healthy enough, why not?
    It’s good exercise and a blast.

  36. Anonymous Says:

    I love longboarding!!!!!!!!!!!

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  44. Anonymous Says:

    Even though I longboard, I think this post is stupid. Real longboarders don’t do it to look cool, they do it because they enjoy longboarding. Just saying.

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