13. Spend your Last Buck at the Horse Track
If you’re going broke, then go for broke.
Similar to Las Vegas, the horse track is 1 part family fun and 1 part utter desperation. Even if you’re not destitute, it’s incredibly thrilling to rub shoulders with people whose fortunes are being won and lost by a nose. Bask in the glory as Angelina Foal-ie turns your $10 bet into this months rent. Shudder in horror as Glue Diamond Phillips breaks his leg and gets put down in front of everyone.
Get dressed up, box a superfecta and Let It Ride!