70. Secretly Order Pizza for Everyone

Picture this: You’re at a party. The doorbell rings. The host goes to answer it and comes back with a confused look on their face, “The delivery guy’s out front, did somebody order pizza?” As you get up you casually declare, “Yeah, I did. I thought we might all be hungry.” So awesome.

Free pizza has an almost indescribable allure. As human beings we are powerless to resist grabbing a slice. There is no way to match that divine moment of anticipation when the lid is propped open and the delicious cheesy/tomatoey aroma first wafts into the air. Your gift to the party.

A meal and unlimited cool, all for just $15 + tip.

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