17. Do NOT put clothes on your dog
Guy 1– “Dude, why are you all scratched up?”
Guy 2– “Don’t ask.”
Guy 1– “You’re bleeding.”
Guy 2– “I was trying to put a sweater on Carson and he was being difficult.”
Guy 1– “………”
Guy 2– “I had to fold his legs back to get his head through the neck hole.”
Guy 1– “………”
Guy 2– “I squeezed him between my legs to hold him still but when I was pulling the sweater down, he bit me.”
Guy 1– “Who’s Carson?”
Guy 2– “My French Bulldog.”
Guy 1– “………………”
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