How You Can Be Cool

It should be refreshing, delicious, and leave it’s drinker with a nice warm feeling.  Tell no one the recipe.

If you know how to spin bottles and you own a pair of Ray-Bans then you should prepare it in front of your friends.  While you do this, tell them some story about how you first tasted this wonderful  elixir along El Malecon in Havana or at a desert oasis in Marrakesh.  

Finally, you need to give your special cocktail an epic, unforgettable name like  Angel Blood,  E.S.P. or The Origin of the Species.

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