How can you watch that and not smile? Too easy.
Make sure you’re the first person to do this. Others will try to dance with her afterwards, but they’re just biters.
And for God’s sake, get to her early in the evening. The last thing you want is to lose your opportunity because the reception has gone on past her bedtime. Unless her mom has allowed her to eat copious amounts of cake, she could very well fall asleep on you before the dancing starts.
Sweating Bullets (aka. Tropical Heat) was a sweet Canadian tv series from the early 90’s (very popular in Serbia, apparently). This dude, Nick Slaughter, always wore his shirts unbuttoned, open, flowin’ and free. The quintessential tropical cool.
It doesn’t matter what body type you have, nothing says “It’s my Saturday too” like giving your shirt the ole neck to navel highway.
George Brett, for those who don’t know, was one of the greatest baseball players of the 80’s.
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Why won’t this woman’s friends help her?
It’s like the beach. You get to spend hours in the sun drinking beer surrounded hundreds of people wearing next to nothing.
The team names in are hilarious: The Tri-City Dust Devils, The Toledo Mud Hens, The Albuquerque Isotopes, The Newburyport Clamdiggers, The Saginaw-Bay City Hyphens.
But here’s the best part. Heckling. You’re sitting so close that you know the players can hear you and half of them are still teenagers so you know that what you say affects them. You have the power to influence the outcome of the game!!
For around $10 a ticket, that’s great value for your buck.
You only need one.
No complicated props. At most a coin or a deck of cards. It’s especially cool if you can gracefully slide into it without anyone realizing what you’re about to do. You get the maximum “Wow” effect that way.
We all want to believe.
(Only if you’re good)
You’ve just got so much music inside you you have to share it with the world!!
We love spontaneous live music, it becomes the soundtrack to our day. We will stop and listen. Let us. Basque in our applause and admiration. Take the odd request.
Whatever you do, resist the temptation to put your instrument case down in front of you. The last thing we want is some busker suddenly guilting us out of $5. Not cool.
The only thing better then having a job and making money is not having a job and making money. The summer is easily the best time to do this.
We’ve all got that one friend who we can call up at noon on a tuesday to do something and know that they’ll be free. We love that friend. You can be that friend.
Spend July and August writing a novel, taking a cooking class or spray-painting train cars.
The point is, if your country provides some sort of unemployment insurance and you’re in a position to be able to take advantage of it, you owe it to yourself to do so. It’s only temporary and you’ll be the envy of your friends.
Don’t think of yourself as unemployed. Think of yourself as sunemployed.
