37. Do NOT Wander Aimlessly through the Crowd when the Band’s On

800px-Concert_Crowd_-_OdenseFind your spot and stay there!!!

Seriously, dude, where are you even going?

“Ahhh…but my friend’s saving my spot up at the front.”

Sorry guy, spot’s gone.  It disappeared 2 hours ago when you were in the first aid tent  “chilling out.”

But what do you do if someone wanders up and stands right in front of you in the middle of the set?  Easy.  Lean forward so that your chest is touching their back and breath heavily down the neck of their shirt.

Uncomfortable?  Yes.

Passive Aggressive?  Yes.

Effective?  You better believe it.

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