46. Do NOT Take your Shirt Off in the Nightclub
It’s hard, I know. It’s Friday night, you’re gettin your drink on, the DJ’s droppin the filthy darkcore. The world’s just melting away. You’re feeling sooo good, sooo free. You just need to cool down a tick so you slip your shirt off.
Hold up a second, Bruce Banner.
Nobody wants this. No shoes, no shirt, no service. Convenience store rules still apply. What are you, a werewolf?
It comes down to this: We don’t want you to get your sweat on us. It’s as simple as that.
C’mon, 50 Cent, put your kevlar back on.
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October 10, 2009 at 12:51 pm
This does not apply if you came to the nightclub shirtless. then it’s awesome.
December 14, 2011 at 10:49 am
I strongly disagree. I find that shirtless boys are hot. Well, if they are hot, of course. 😉