46. Do NOT Take your Shirt Off in the Nightclub

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It’s hard, I know.  It’s Friday night, you’re gettin your drink on, the DJ’s droppin the filthy darkcore.  The world’s just melting away.  You’re feeling sooo good, sooo free.  You just need to cool down a tick so you slip your shirt off.

Hold up a second, Bruce Banner.

Nobody wants this.  No shoes, no shirt, no service.  Convenience store rules still apply.   What are you, a werewolf?

It comes down to this:  We don’t want you to get your sweat on us.  It’s as simple as that.

C’mon, 50 Cent, put your kevlar back on.

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2 Responses to “46. Do NOT Take your Shirt Off in the Nightclub”

  1. This does not apply if you came to the nightclub shirtless. then it’s awesome.

  2. I strongly disagree. I find that shirtless boys are hot. Well, if they are hot, of course. 😉

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