65. Survive Swine Flu
These days, nothing’s more terrifying than getting Swine Flu and nothing’s more badass than having gone through it.
Guy 1: “You had H1N1? What was it like?”
Guy 2: “It was the worst I’ve ever felt. My joints ached, my eyeballs throbbed, my teeth felt like screwdrivers being twisted up into my gums. I think it might have even bruised my soul!”
Guy 1: “And now you’re better and you’re immune?”
Guy 2: “That’s right!”
Guy1: “So that means you don’t have to hold your breath on the bus or turn doorknobs with the sleeve of your coat anymore? That must be so cool”
Guy 2: “It is.”
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