68. Propose a Toast

It doesn’t matter how ridiculous it is, if you propose a toast, social convention dictates that everyone stop what they’re doing, listen intently and drink in the name of whatever insane premise you’ve put forth.  By doing so, everyone is publicly agreeing with you.  Now that’s power.

Here’s the catch, you need to be the first person to propose the toast.  There is a slight decrease in the status of everyone else who failed to recognize the momentousness of the occasion.  Their lose is your gain.

So, whether you’re a grandchild toasting Grandpa’s 90th birthday, a Maid of Honor toasting the Bride or a Super Villain toasting to world domination, raise your glass and bathe in the cool.

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4 Responses to “68. Propose a Toast”

  1. – Deann I quite understand your lost since we had one of our dogs die rcenetly and she is still very much missed. Now we have a little chihuahua that is the baby of the family. He’s got that personality that makes you love him more than just as a pet. He is my little boy. I am so glad that you still have another companion in the house. Goodness how much we love them and miss them when they are gone!

  2. Thanky Thanky for all this good information!

  3. Those look good. It made me smile when I read about your method for not haivng the pressure to eat them all! I don’t think it’d work out for me if I just froze baked cookies I think I might just eat them while frozen, although it’s getting colder here these days. I might try though to freeze some of them and then bake them . we rarely get to keep a dessert much longer than 24 hours here we’re that bad.

  4. Right on-this helped me sort things right out.

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