How You Can Be Cool

Here’s the math: If 6 people are eating, make 7 steaks.

Why?  Simple.  What happens when that 7th, unexpected guest shows up?  You know they will.  Someone’s friend will have tagged along or a neighbor pops over.  You can then say to that unforeseen 7th, “Hey Derek, you want some food?”  To which he’ll respond, “Oh, no, that’s ok, I don’t want to impose.  You guys are all set up here.”  You then reply with the coolest thing that can be said at a summertime barbeque, “Don’t worry about it, I made an extra steak!”

This 7th guest is now indebted to you forever, or until he makes you a steak, whichever comes first.

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