There are several ways to do this including, but not limited to: Being a hot chick, wearing a ridiculous costume, having a massive emotional reaction to the game, running onto the field, proposing marriage to someone and/or making out with them, attacking the mascot, being a kid in a hat that’s two sizes too big. Put any of these in combination and you’re golden.
Your reward is instant stadium celebrity. If you make it onto the Jumbotron at a major sporting event you need to realize that you have been given a gift. What you do with that gift, however, is up to you.
Do’s: Look cool about it, as if you expected to eventually be up there. Give a head-nod or wink, acknowledging the crowd and thanking the Jumbotron operators for “getting it right” this time.
Don’ts: Be sitting still and then suddenly go all crazy and manic when you notice you’re up there. Swivel your head around, while keeping your eyes locked on the big screen in convulsive attempt to locate the camera that’s filming you so you can stare into it directly. Anxiously grab the friend beside you in attempt to drag them into your madness.
Getting on the Jumbotron is a very polarizing moment. What you do when you get there will either send you down the path of cool or he path of spaz. Let’s make good choices out there, sports-fans.
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